真假太监叶星

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分类： 喜剧片 1999

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 丰冷菱 5小时前 :

    真想扇那俩傻老娘们，再者说男主角眼熟的，那是家有儿女的键盘啊

  • 慕盼晴 1小时前 :

    “我到底在国产鬼片里期待什么呢-1”除此之外故事完整气氛到位，民俗捉妖桥段也很过瘾（ps.好多打着两星三星的实质好评，这是什么含金量2333

  • 捷友易 4小时前 :

    表扬表扬吧，这两年兴安岭猎人传说等故事会风格的电影还是很不错的，和动不动大制作的垃圾相比，就好像平易近人的杂志故事，并不比沽名钓誉的作家作品差，甚至更靠谱。

  • 徐念柏 1小时前 :

    好吧，看完还是不免产生了“就这”的观感……如果说昨天看的《变蝇人》还有令人惊掉下巴的观影体验的话，那这部显然只有概念化的意象指涉了，我也是看得面无表情，甚至边看边啃完了一袋鸭脖。借助疼痛感，表现某种新的对于性高潮的呈现，同时利用身体-意识的反向联结，完成一出所谓艺术化的、反叛的、身体政治寓言。但可惜的是，让人更多的感觉到这个影片只有这些点子，并没有透过这些概念抛出更多的表达了。所以，预告片看得我多激动，成片看得我就有多乏味，因为，基本上所有的感官刺激都在预告里了。

  • 国蕴和 6小时前 :

    79岁柯南伯格的的科幻片，除了絮叨还是絮叨。所谓恐怖桥段，就是抛开肚皮，对内脏一顿搅合，掏出一块异肉。除此以外，不停的絮叨，然后变态性幻想、吃塑料、解刨身体、内脏，还有不疼不痒的政治隐喻。2

  • 倩云 9小时前 :

    A-. 有肉体，但更多的是拥有美丽肉体的人类形而上的喃喃自语和颅内高潮（优秀的卡司非常可信地贩卖了这种设定）。柯南伯格本就不是一味剥削感官冲击的导演，他更像是在以肉身作符号，写一则直白且多义的进化寓言：艺术创作如何自我超越？资本垄断如何打破僵局？人类又如何实现更纯粹与完满的存在？虽然银幕上一度充满器官，但柯南伯格教育我们，最重要的还是脑子。2022.5.23 Debussy

  • 左丘初珍 4小时前 :

    人类最终的进化是爱上吃塑料，把自己生产出来的塑料消化掉？所以为了不要进化出这种技能，我们大家从现在起要爱护地球，拒绝塑料制品从我做起！╮(╯▽╰)╭

  • 卫炳申 7小时前 :

    不喜欢。即使后半段终于看懂设定，人类在试图自我突破以及觉醒，不局限于身体的禁锢，传统的性爱模式，也无法勾起我的喜爱了。

  • 振星 0小时前 :

    最近两年网大电影的质量越来越好，一出“罗生门”故事，每个版本讲的都还不错！可惜结尾有点故弄玄虚或者强行圆满的意思…

  • 仝曼丽 6小时前 :

    怪诞的未来科幻设想，但是还是昏昏欲睡，艺术和哲学内涵也不是我能理解的，就此别过。

  • 冉嘉年 9小时前 :

    多半星，以为是烂片，结果还不错，最可怕的是人心。

  • 嘉锦 9小时前 :

    挺好了，观感没有大问题。愈发痛恨农村的各种人事，只能说能躲远点就躲远点吧。

  • 多俨雅 8小时前 :

    意料之外的不错，这如果是在网剧里横向比较，那真是佼佼者。

  • 善湛蓝 8小时前 :

    架空科技畸人秀，cult 还是原汁原味的柯南伯格鸡肠子罐头，对性、道德、艺术边界有那么一丢丢探索。但这《东方的承诺》+《感官游戏》的剧情缝合怪放在今天显得老气横秋，剧本节奏拖沓得可以，推进情节基本靠聊，切两刀+聊15分钟+跳个舞+换个屋子聊15分钟，如此循环三十年。难以想象body horror 宗师现在要当个跟随者，在《钛》这种风格强烈且极具冒犯性的新片面前，这部显得力不从心。过于架空的科技树失了现实质感，也让角色之间的冲突和伦理边界显得难以共情（唯一能有点撩拨的就是性了，拍的还那么少）。总之，还是熟悉的柯南伯格，但也是流于一般的柯南伯格。喜欢的导演，严格点儿2.5。p.s. 蕾雅姐那个包公4.0的整容方案tmd 给我看笑场了。

  • 弥雯丽 5小时前 :

    有一说一这情节虽然烂，演员演技不是吊打那些流量吗。

  • 方文惠 9小时前 :

    这部应该是给个高分的片子了，至少4分。因为是网片能到这个水准，所以我给了5分

  • 吴鸿畅 8小时前 :

    #75thCannes主竞赛#整部片子的气质就像蕾雅赛杜在本片中的人物形象，妖冶性感而迷茫，能把这么小众的性癖拍到人感同身受，这影像表现力无敌了。

  • 夏秀媚 1小时前 :

    理念貌似先锋，实则内容很难看，属于是概念性电影，甚是无聊

  • 初良 5小时前 :

    慎重观看，体验极其糟糕，心理上极其不适……都2022年了柯南伯格还拍这样的片子，你说有深度吧，确实有，但也没深到哪去……

  • 卫仕 3小时前 :

    Body is reality. Surgery is the new sex.

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