Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
说实话确实小看了这电影，进影厅前还买了小桶爆米花，因为想着这类青春疼痛片前半部分是要磨叽一阵子的。
和麒麒的第二部电影。钦点，但是看的过程中因为我出去打电话，他害怕的哭了...不过这部他还是比较喜欢，虽然并不能完全看懂。
剧情就不说了。。。。。女主整的连妈都不认识了。。。。
冒险不刺激，喜剧不好笑，浪漫很过时。只有皮特那段营救戏勉强算还不错。
勉勉强强吧，桑德拉布洛克的脸还好，没那么夸张，搞笑也行，肌肉男还真不适合搞笑，皮特挺帅，我说怎么来个甩头的慢镜头呢，原来要去吃盒饭了！出乎意料啊！对了，哈里好像在《惊天魔盗团2》里面也是这个造型吧！感觉像同一个人似的，๑_๑
好看耶 每个人物角色都挺吸引人的 好逗 很开心很放松 还挺甜的 女经纪人好搞笑
这种不在乎表意而关注人物情感和关系的电影语言还真是青春恣意啊，《热情花招》式自由叛逆。
三星半。没看过原著随便看的…好痛的电影、天呐 (晚上眼睛总是模糊好烦
最喜欢的是放着happy end的集风，台风，海浪，树枝摇晃的那一段….除此之外，这青春有点太疯狂了吧
儿童向动画片，结构完整，逻辑自洽，节奏恰当，情节详略得当有反转，人物性格鲜明有成长。爱德竟是最大赢家，拯救族群、巩固亲情、收获爱情与友情。O妹是个可爱的惹祸精，冲动又勇敢，还是个不折不扣的兄控。谁能想到这么可爱的白颂德，居然是白送的，还是大Boss！5岁智商的浩宝其实是个团宠。
闺女在影院看的第二部电影，途中有点打退堂鼓，因为她害怕独眼巨人，哈哈
冒险不刺激，喜剧不好笑，浪漫很过时。只有皮特那段营救戏勉强算还不错。
以大人的视角看，影片中甜甜圈的形象并不讨喜，而片中的奇妙场景与富有寓言影的故事，则是可圈可点的。小朋友看呢？显然我是并不知道的，听说有的小朋友看的喜笑颜开，也学会了一些人生道理，那么这个电影就算是取得了成功。
没看过原作，只是时间对得来就看了。做好看疼痛青春的准备，倒确实挺疼的，连男主人公都自嘲中二病。青春是场滑稽戏，戏眼之一就是每个人不一致的成长步调。映像风格我还挺喜欢，歌曲非常加分。以做爱开始，告白结束。如果是以前，早在青木暴怒的那里我就有些看不下去了，看来近一年半的后青春体验还是有用，直到他和小梅最后一场对手戏，我都可以同时与两人共鸣了。最后一个多余感想，做爱真好。
笑点都很突然，恐龙鲸鱼好可爱，作为搞笑片还是很合格的。
只適合兒童看，電影院到處都是孩子，一會笑一會鬧一會上廁所，簡直就是大型幼兒園現場，動畫片強行添加反派有點硬啊⋯⋯
搞笑的丛林之旅 节奏不错笑点密集 皮特真帅啊
整体还可以吧，小朋友看的比较认真。
败笔在跨物种的爱情线和那个杂交蛋…
大陆的动画开始走向了两个方向，一个是重工业的各类传统IP改编作品，一类是国内资本+国外主创团队，目测票房OK 不会刷苦情牌，而是让人摸不到头脑这是美国作品还是中国作品。只是没想到了华谊这条路已经走那么远了
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